I trained every day on the beach for years, honing my skill. Now everyone calls that ‘scary-man-beach’ because that’s how cool I was, kicking and swinging shit all day long, without stop.
*cough* izuku *cough*
Never assume i know what fandom thing you’re talking about ever agin
You dont care about mha either??
Never assume i know what that acronym means ever again
i rewatched venom and drake’s whole ‘they need to be an exact match’ theory is bs
the symbiotes probably ate away at their initial’s hosts’ organs because they had been starved for 6 months. did this big science corporation really somehow think that these extraterrestrial life forms didn’t need any nutrients to survive?? like yeah sure they’re alive but they don’t need ,, food,
when they ran the test with the bunny and the yellow symbiote, it probably succeeded because the yellow symbiote had already ‘unsuccessfully’ bonded with other rabbits before that and had already eaten so it didn’t feel the need to feed on the new host
plus, riot seemed to be able to bond to anyone during his journey to the life foundation, he just chose to keep switching them out. and venom could bond to eddie, anne and the dog without actually hurting them, so it was just a matter of choice. when eddie’s organs were failing and his heart was atrophied it was probably just venom like snacking before they got actual food or the symbiote genuinely was just unsure how to control the human body
so yeah the symbiotes probably just cherry pick whoever they want as their host, biological composition be damned
this is good meta that honestly fixes that damn plot hole
Since no one else here has the frickin’ guts to do it, here’s a completely unbiased ranking of the Bokoblins from the Zelda games
Wind Waker Bokoblins
Swashbuckling seadogs! I like their spunk and their scurvy! Unfortunately, I have to dock some points for that weird mouth thing they do.
8/10
Twilight Princess Bokoblins
Oh, EW. Who let these nasty little creeps out? They look like they hang out in abandoned Blockbusters and eat nothing but asbestos. Awful.
4/10
Skyward Sword Bokoblins
These guys… huh. They’re a little too people-y, y’know? Kinda straddling the line between “monster” and “smelly dude who sits too close to you on the bus.” But they’re trying, I guess.
6/10
Breath of the Wild Bokoblins
Look at these charming little scamps! They just want to eat fruit and yell at things! And play with fire. An almost perfect rapscallion and ne’er-do-well!
9/10
???
Wait, who’s this fellow? He’s so cute! Look at him! Small but determined! I don’t know what kind of Bokoblin this is but he’s the clear winner here!
10/10
If OP is tricked by the mask, then OP is a Bokoblin
written by Jeff Loveness art by Tom Grummett & Cam Smith
I’ve gotta reblog this again because it’s honestly fantastic “he could be anyone and he chooses to be kind” shows such an amazing understanding of Superman as a character, who I think a lot of people who don’t understand him really struggle to write, Jeff Loveness continues to kill it, inhumans spiderman special, groot, he’s written so little and yet I remember like every moment, I really really hope he gets a series soon he more than deserves it
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